Heinz new ketchup pack

Technology has now reached the ketchup industry as Heinz has come out with a new ketchup pack!  What has this new time, money and research allowed for?  Why let me tell you!  The new pack is about the same size as the old one, but it now holds more ketchup, 3 times more to be exact!!  And have you ever had the most difficult time opening the old packs, forced to use your teeth to ope the suckers?  Well no more!!  Piece of cake now, just tear off the top just like that!  But, the most technologically advanced feature of all?  The bane of all ketchup users was that the old pack did not allow you to dip your fries!  This new pack though, gives you the open to either squeeze out the ketchup, or to just peel it open and allow you to dip your fries!  What!!??  How can a tiny little pack that has no electricity or power allow for such a sophisticated function?  The best part of all, this new pack only costs slightly more than the old pack to make!!!  Wow!!  Are restaurants going to pay that extra price though?  We’ll have to wait and see.  If they can convince customers that this higher price is worth the value, then I’ll be seeing you at a fast food restaurant soon, either dipping or squeezing the ketchup out of the new pack for the fries!