Circumcised???

Last week, my nephew was circumcised during his bris.  It was a huge deal, lots of family showed up, and yes he is all good, healthy and safe now.  But, this has nothing to do with that event, but rather of circumcision.

What exactly about circumcision you ask?  I know what a circumcision is.  I’ve read about what it is, its description, its potential benefits or uselessness, etc.  But, to be perfectly honest, I had no idea if I was circumcised or not.  Seriously.  I have never, ever seen any man’s penis other than my own.  Call me homophobic or what, but sorry, I never once cared to see or look for a picture of a penis to tell the difference between a circumcised one or not.

Yes, you can read all the descriptions you want, but I have no idea what it means when it says the “foreskin” is removed.  WTF is a foreskin?  If its removed, how the hell would I know what it looks like?  I know what the head of a penis is yes, but is it covered by the prepuce?  No freaking clue.  Yes, I’ve seen movies where a man’s full frontal was shown, like Crying Game or Wild Things or even Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but trust me when I say that I did not look for more than a few milliseconds at that particular part of the screen and I doubt the camera zoomed in close enough to show any details.  I don’t care if its for comedy or whatever, its gross.

So for all you guys out there, if you know whether or not you are circumcised, did you know because you just looked down and knew what one looked like, or did like your mother or doctor tell you?  LOL.